quickweaves:

me: hands in assignment

professor: immediately hands me rubric for another project 

me: image

karkatkitty:

when ur bra and undies match and ur just like Hell yeah, hell yeah
Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right

taylor-sea:

The progression of video games in a few decades.

gaypee:

slimydad:

I can not stop watching this

this video has disrupted my entire day

im going to queue this forever

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

image

'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

ronaldreagay:

f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade

i cant believe i jacked it to hentai just now, wow

vapor-man:

now that i have your attention, remember that capitalism is killing our nation

volanus:

primeribofamerica:

ITS TOO EARLY

Its never too early to jingle your bells

i cant believe i jacked it to hentai just now, wow

vapor-man:

now that i have your attention, remember that capitalism is killing our nation