when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
me: "my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations"
when girls get mad at guys for having an easy life without periods it’s just like wow sorry for making the 100% concious decision to have a Y chromosome as a sperm
how to play a racing game
- HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
- GO FAST
- NEVER USE BRAKES