deadjosey:

"Tumblr is a loving open minded family”

image

foreveralone-lyguy:

Fuck off Tim

foreveralone-lyguy:

Fuck off Tim

lilreem:

me: come sleep overguy: yesme: sike *friendzoned*

lilreem:

me: come sleep over
guy: yes
me: sike *friendzoned*

hawluchas:

i’ve seen a lot of ridiculous and embarrassing posts, but this one takes the fucking cake.

bogleech:

"I heart my car" she says as she pumps its hole full of love fluid, but their half-hearted smiles betray the truth. They’re just going through the motions, each silently wondering which will be the first to admit that the spark is gone.

vinegod:

Keith’s Best Impression of a Wet Sock. by Joe Santagato

sharingneedles:

my dog literally looks like benedict cumberbatch

tastefullyoffensive:

"I trusted you." [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

"I trusted you." [via]