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amazingphanonfire: this is getting to sassy for me
tyleroakley: tomsandconverse: TYYLLLLEERRR On behalf of the Internet, I’m getting to the bottom of this.

muffinmachine:

My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police

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gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

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maleteen:

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body 

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my english teacher: "your essay isn't very well put together"
me: "my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations"

ostracizedpoodle:

*gets down on one knee* will you go away 

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toocooltobehipster:

when girls get mad at guys for having an easy life without periods it’s just like wow sorry for making the 100% concious decision to have a Y chromosome as a sperm

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roaminromans:

how to play a racing game

  • HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
  • GO FAST
  • NEVER USE BRAKES

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