No Male Ever:
"Yeah I really like her but she doesn't have a thigh gap"
im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.
(Source: tootwizard, via sadtampon)
will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
in a moody to see a booty
I like it when a girl has a food stain on her shirt because it means that she’s bad with spoons and will probably need me to feed her and I’m good with spoons so it will give me a chance to show off a little.